Something wrong with Tonka’s butt?

Apparently she can’t stop licking/chewing on it. I’m not much of a butt inspector. She licks the carpet after licking bum. Probably need a carpet cleaner. Maybe that’s why she stinks. I’d give her a bath, but I don’t have any dog shampoo. And I’d have to use a cup or bucket to rinse her off. No removable shower head thing.

There’s something wrong with my butt too, see this post. Oh right, you have to be logged in to see it. Nevermind.