If you get a joint bank account

So while leaving the other person, you don’t have to give them their money? So you can remove their access to the account, and get a big paycheck? Then get divorced and hope they don’t make you give them the money you spent.

Now who wants to get married? No sex will be involved, just me legally taking your money.

Somebody said you can’t do that. Darn.

You can take half of their stuff legally. Any rich people want to get married? I’ll take half of your mansion.