No dog is smart

Eating shit isn’t an intelligent thing to do. Dog stinks, a bath won’t do any good, you’d need to wash her mouth out.

She also doesn’t look where she steps, so she steps in dog shit all the time. Good luck getting everybody to pick up after their dog, that won’t happen.

Instead of going to the bathroom, she thinks she needs to smell every inch of the ground.

She might be tracking shit all over, there was something on the kitchen floor, don’t know what. I don’t care enough to scrub every spot on the carpet. Could be old spots.

I’ll be sure to not get a dog when she’s gone.

You don’t have to leave if you have no dog. You also don’t have to drag them to go inside.