Apparently I only have to eat once a day now

Or two times if you count most of the peanut butter sandwich I ate.

Somebody might insist on me going to the doctor, if I don't start eating more.

Did the stomach flu cause permanent damage? That's good for my health, I'll lose 100 pounds pretty quickly. Already lost 0.8 pounds, in a day. Was a different time though.

Why am I hungry? All food does is make my stomach sore.

Three times, if you count the soup I just ate. That's how many meals most people eat a day.