Were the turds green or just the residue? Couldn't tell. Probably bile from my liver coming out in my shit now.
I wouldn't recommend getting the stomach flu, it lasts at least three days.
It'll suck if I can't go to my appointments, then I'll have to wait a month or longer to see the doctor, think it's been over 3 months, possibly six months.
I'll have to get on a waiting list, and see the nurse lady.
Apparently dyed drinks will make your shit green.