Fat ass lesbian?

Somebody was yelling insults at somebody outside. Heard something about it's their money. They then said they were going to gun down them and their kid or something.

Must not be any cops around, I'm pretty sure threatening is illegal.

They couldn't of been insulting me, I don't have a kid. Also not a woman, nor do I identify as a woman, so I can't be a lesbian.

I identify as a tree, I should of been born as a tree. I would of lived longer, and I can't do bad or good, so I can't go to Hell. I'd live till the nukes land though. Does radiation kill trees? Cause if the nuke doesn't land close enough, I'd be radiated. I'd die a slow painful death. Do trees feel? If not, I'd never know.