Some guy outside was asking if I could dial a cellphone number for them.
My dead neighbor Jack, told me about cellphone thieves. Outside once, and somebody was asking to use somebody’s phone.
I should get a 3D printed phone, and say “Sure, here you go.”. Then laugh my ass off while they run away with a fake phone. They’ll get all the way to the pawn shop or whatever, and they will say it’s worthless.
My new hobby, trolling thieves.