Cheesecake only gives me loose dumps now?

Sweet, I should buy one every week, and eat it in a day or two.

I already ate half of it. Only ate snacks earlier.

I can see why Americans are morbidly obese. If I buy a cheesecake every week, I’ll get up to 300 pounds, then over 300, then 400 pounds. What if I only eat cheesecake?

It was around $4 for a frozen one at Target. I only know because the receipt said, it said clearance where it was.