If somebody asks if you are gay

Say "You wish, then we'd have something in common.".

If a woman asks you, say "Sure if you give me a sex change.".

Is that what she was asking me? I didn't hear what she said, so I'll just assume.

Now if she wanted my phone number, it's not hard to find, at least my Google Voice number. You could always ask the office lady. I wonder if she'd give my number to somebody requesting it. Maybe.