Nice laxative shortage soon

Apparently I’m not the only one that doesn’t eat enough or any fiber. Except, I shit once a day usually, at least. All I need is a tiny bit of fiber. Or caffeine.

So no laxatives won’t affect me much. I might have some anyways. So a fiber shortage next? And if you have IBS, fiber might not do the trick. Bummer for those that eat enough fiber but still need laxatives. Thanks to the people like me, except I think they might be worse, eat no fiber. I must eat some.