When getting middle aged, you get to buy lots of cool toys. Like a scrub brush with a handle. Might even end up in the hospital, and get a fancy yellow bracelet and socks. Nothing like falling on my ass, and not remembering much about it.
I found out, I can talk to women, if I want to though. Only talked to the staff mostly. The one person I tried talking to, well, good luck. More distracted then me.
I missed the twerking in Karaoke, I wasn’t paying attention. I don’t know their gender identity, but they had facial hair. More then me. Shaved all mine off today. Easier to do with glasses on apparently.
Famous saying from funny farm “Please don’t do that with door open”. Noticed one person in the lounge, was looking towards the room that something was happening with the door open. Well, I ended up going to my room. I heard enough. And my anxiety went up.
I only sang Karaoke, cause people were singing with me. Always wanted to sing with at least one lady, anyways. Looks like I accomplished that.
Removable shower heads are nice. Even if leaving it on. Water shoots out even farther. The shower in funny farm, easy to hit head on the thing to change water temperature.
I remember at one funny farm, they gave me a dull razor to shave with. Didn’t get much of a shave. And she kept saying be careful, should have asked her to shave me. Well, speaking of, I should go to the Barbour Shop, and put my ass on the counter, and ask how much to shave it.
They might have had something that could have shaved my face at this funny farm, but I wanted to see how much hair was on my face. Not enough. How long does it take to grow a full beard? I wonder if my pubes grow faster. Got a electric razor, a Philips one. Guess I have to shave everyday or every other day. But it’s probably faster then shaving once a week.
Don’t forget, the sleep apnea machine.
And wet wipes too. Well, the hospital gives shitty ass paper for wiping. I did find out, nobody has to smear the shit all around their asshole though. “Gentle, pat, pat.”