Broke my wrist. Won’t be doing much for a while. Using the computer is a massive pain in the ass now. If the other one breaks too, I won’t have to wipe my ass or do anything anymore.
But the trick is before you get to the doctor leave your hand/wrist in the right position. Less pain if you do that. Then doctor will be shocked when they see you have a fracture. LOL.
Maybe a bowel blockage too will help. Maybe I’ll lose a bunch more weight, since eating is too much work now. The one whom died from a wrist injury.