Finally got a proper crapper seat. Had to clean the crapper again this morning, before they put it on. Apparently, the time I take a dump changed. I was able to clean the rest of the crapper, after he removed the old seat.
Might not have cleaned all the dust off of it though.
Took a piss, and the front washer, doesn’t work for dicks apparently. Works for the taint though.
Doesn’t automatically turn off either, or if it does, don’t know how long. Either remember to turn it off, or have water shooting out of it. The ass blow dryer, doesn’t work, it’s not strong enough. And there’s no power wash setting either.
Turned the heated seat off though. I turn the ass warmers in cars off too.
Why do I need a reason to keep the crapper clean? That’s all I do, is clean the crapper. Also, is this crapper seat, explosive diarrhea proof?
I think it has buttons to remove the seat.
I left the water temperature at the default. Perhaps I should turn that off though.
1750 PSI might work better. How do I upgrade it? Is 1750 PSI safe to use after asshole surgery? That might clean my entire colon out. Might remove my prostate too, assuming I have one.
I wonder how long my crapper paper will last now. Might clog the crapper less too. I did finally clog the crapper, with just shit the other day. None of the crapper paper went down, just the shit. Don’t think it was that big of a dump either.
Now I can fill the entire crapper up with shit, before flushing it. Need to hold it in all day, or maybe for a week. Or leave shit in the crapper. You risk overflowing it, if you do that.
Overflow it with diarrhea too, explosive diarrhea. Except, it might flush itself, with that much liquid.
I guess the fancy crapper seat, can hang off. Must be the screws that matter.
Update
Good news, it works. Still no shit on my asshole.
Instead of reading the manual, just click every button. Nothing like a free asshole massage. If you hear your single neighbor, moaning in the bathroom, that might be why.
Some people apparently leave a faucet on for a cat. What about the crapper?
The default water temperature might be too hot, unless, you like a warm hand up your ass.