Think I did my compliance. But it would be easy to not comply, even if wearing it for 4 hours a day. No longer syncs the data apparently. App says “No data received”. I looked at it this morning, and it said I used it. It doesn’t say the number of hours, it says it in minutes.

Guess maybe I shouldn’t unplug it when cleaning it. Except, it might say to turn it off before cleaning. Maybe the SD card died. If it has one. SD cards do like dying. That’s the best part about flash storage, it goes read only eventually. It had a signal earlier too. Maybe the cell service it connects to, no longer works.

The manufacture’s site doesn’t say anything about that problem.

When I was doing the compliance, I had the mask on at least once, the entire time I slept. Looks like it gets harder to wear it all night though, after you comply. Most people might do it the other way.

I do wonder, how they got Michael Jackson to play in Scary Movie. In one the last time he gets zapped, only his nose is left. He was in an old episode of South America too. He wouldn’t get out of the closet or something.

Finally got a proper crapper seat. Had to clean the crapper again this morning, before they put it on. Apparently, the time I take a dump changed. I was able to clean the rest of the crapper, after he removed the old seat.

Might not have cleaned all the dust off of it though.

Took a piss, and the front washer, doesn’t work for dicks apparently. Works for the taint though.

Doesn’t automatically turn off either, or if it does, don’t know how long. Either remember to turn it off, or have water shooting out of it. The ass blow dryer, doesn’t work, it’s not strong enough. And there’s no power wash setting either.

Turned the heated seat off though. I turn the ass warmers in cars off too.

Why do I need a reason to keep the crapper clean? That’s all I do, is clean the crapper. Also, is this crapper seat, explosive diarrhea proof?

I think it has buttons to remove the seat.

I left the water temperature at the default. Perhaps I should turn that off though.

1750 PSI might work better. How do I upgrade it? Is 1750 PSI safe to use after asshole surgery? That might clean my entire colon out. Might remove my prostate too, assuming I have one.

I wonder how long my crapper paper will last now. Might clog the crapper less too. I did finally clog the crapper, with just shit the other day. None of the crapper paper went down, just the shit. Don’t think it was that big of a dump either.

Now I can fill the entire crapper up with shit, before flushing it. Need to hold it in all day, or maybe for a week. Or leave shit in the crapper. You risk overflowing it, if you do that.

Overflow it with diarrhea too, explosive diarrhea. Except, it might flush itself, with that much liquid.

I guess the fancy crapper seat, can hang off. Must be the screws that matter.

Update
Good news, it works. Still no shit on my asshole.

Instead of reading the manual, just click every button. Nothing like a free asshole massage. If you hear your single neighbor, moaning in the bathroom, that might be why.

Some people apparently leave a faucet on for a cat. What about the crapper?

The default water temperature might be too hot, unless, you like a warm hand up your ass.