I think the radio said men are three times more likely to misinterpret somebody being nice as flirting.
Well, nobody was flirting with me. But I’ll assume the same applies to thinking somebody likes you.
Good thing I don’t know how to flirt, so I won’t flirt back on accident. Instead, I’ll ignore them.
Oh wait, I wasn’t right, whoever said they were just being nice was right.
So if you think somebody is flirting with you, they aren’t. There is no “probably” aren’t, they simply aren’t.
That’s a nice woman, she can open her own door. Does that mean she can open the door for me? And spank me?